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Hangover Blooze
From the Bar None Juice-box: just press ‘Play’. Download: the-doors-break-on-through.mp3 i Don’t Want To Be Jim Morrison Anymore You can pro’lly tell i used to be a preacher. A preacher-in-training,...
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The Day After
Oooh, you know it was a frightening post when you’re afraid to go back and reread it. i’m tempted to just cut my losses and delete it but i posted it and The Diary-a of a Chronicle Drinker is about the...
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Falling Off The Wagon.
If you’ve been following along, you know about two weeks ago i binged so badly on Friday night that i went on the wagon. The deadline was supposed to be December 26, the day after Christmas. Well, i...
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Dregs Of The Week: Dec 28 – Jan 02 (more & less)
Russian Girls Aren't They Only Ones Drinking The Dregs This Week From the juiced-box and dedicated to Jennifer De Roberto: Donovan – The Pee Song Download: donovan-the-pee-song.mp3 [Press 'Play' for...
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The Downside Of Up
My fellow alcoholics, Here’s what i like about binge drinking: My cells dance. i don’t know if it’s just me or if it’s a medical thing that only alcoholics feel but i swear to god, when i’m drunk i...
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Al K Hall Is Dry
Bulletin from The Bar None: After yesterday’s binge (and today’s hangover), i’ve realized i can’t afford to keep drinking. Can’t afford to on a financial level, spiritual level, mental level and...
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The Hot Rod Unloads: My Last Drunken Night
You know how you resign from a job, and all your work colleagues want to take you to the pub and get you hammered? Ply you with booze, perhaps engage in a few physical challenges midway through the...
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The Hot Rod Unloads: Hot, Heavy and Drunken Petting
You know how you get drunk and start thinking that you have the sexual prowess of a porn star, before deciding to try acting on it and discovering that, actually, you don’t? I put this to the male...
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10 New Beers Resolutions (A Top 10 Lips)
Here it is, the beginning of another year and you’re starting it off wishing you could forget the few memories still hanging on from last night. i know, and how else could i know except i’ve been in...
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Dregs of the Week: February – March 2013 (for starters)
Ke$ha Wallpaper in the Bar None – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper Here then are the real dregs for the last week or so many other weeks that i’ve stopped counting. They’re short and sweat, just the...
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10 New Beers Resolutions (A Top 10 Lips)
Here it is, the beginning of another year and you’re starting it off wishing you could forget the few memories still hanging on from last night. i know, and how else could i know except i’ve been in...
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